German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL The Drunken Clam

The Drunken Clam

Pepperoni has never ghosted anyone at 2 AM

Bold white slashed text reads "WEDDING" above magenta text reading "ENTERTAINMENT

Renting stall space from Darnell means no questions

Repping a team whose members will never hold a meeting

German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL The Drunken ClamGerman sausage puns operate on the principle that acknowledging a joke is terrible somehow makes it funnier, which is a level of psychological warfare most comedians can only dream of. Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top, rendered in pink and dark maroon with visible spice spots in the cross sections. Dark maroon Gothic