Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S In a city already devoted

In a city already devoted to the game

chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest

Arched cream serif text reads "PACIFIC TECH" above smaller cream lettering reading "SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING

with "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB" and "NORTH CAROLINA STATE LEAGUE" in smaller navy type beneath

Orange brush-script text reads "Tropic Bowl" beside a white tiki mask illustration with an orange headdress and small protruding spear-like elements

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S In a city already devotedTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text