Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Arched distressed light blue block

Arched distressed light blue block text reads "PIRATES" above a vintage cartoon pirate in a red coat

Metric system turning a Quarter Pounder into Talmudic scholarship is exactly the kind of pre-murder small talk that makes Vincent and Jules the best carpool partners in crime

so did we all

Heavy weathered texture throughout the lettering gives a vintage screen-print appearance

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Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Arched distressed light blue blockBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact