Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Origin: Printed and shipped from

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Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Origin: Printed and shipped fromLetting off some steam was never just a quip, it was a retirement plan. Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud. Bold red slab serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM." A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET