The Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL " topped with two orange

" topped with two orange globe ornaments

Inspired by the merger of Sterling Cooper Draper Price and Cutler

Frank and Stein's has the exact energy of a dive bar where the bartender has neck bolts and a thousand yard stare and nobody asks questions

encircled by a green holly wreath with red berries

Blue cursive script reads "Biff Tannen's" flanking a cartoon portrait of Biff grinning in a suit

The Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL " topped with two orangePhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits