Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Distressed white bold uppercase text

Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

knowing exactly which buttons to push

Geography class never prepared anyone for this particular landmark

UTAH" in smaller white serif letters below

George Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Distressed white bold uppercase textCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.