Korben Dallas Taxi Service - Fifth Element - Unisex T-Shirt snl A blue horizontal ribbon extends

A blue horizontal ribbon extends right with "Bowl" in black cursive script

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

Lamar's pirouette-to-javelin technique is the only event where artistic interpretation outscores raw distance

" then "COAST GUARD YOUTH AUXILIARY" and "SINCE 1955

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

Korben Dallas Taxi Service - Fifth Element - Unisex T-Shirt snl A blue horizontal ribbon extendsKorben Dallas survived combat missions across the galaxy, earned every decoration possible, and his grand reward is dodging cop robots while his mom roasts him about being single. One fare literally fell through his roof and ended civilization's whole vibe. Inspired by The Fifth Element. The Details: Bold yellow block text reads "KORBEN DALLAS'" above "TAXI SERVICE" in the same style. A retro futuristic digital illustration of Korben Dallas' flying