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Those two cartoon pigs have lured more Angel Beach idiots into the swamp than any actual predator

Inspired by Teen Wolf

Bold distressed white text at the bottom reads "PROFESSIONAL

Cursive script reading "West Valley" sits over a teal retro shield shape beside an orange tapered pylon with "B-O-W-L" stacked vertically in circular badges

Matching sweaters and mandatory board games occupy the same Geneva Convention gray area as sleep deprivation

Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt pittsfield Those two cartoon pigs haveTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads