Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Forest Green arms spread wide

arms spread wide

wearing a light blue cap labeled "CHARLIES" and gripping a light blue bat

all with heavy distressed texture throughout

Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center

Gold hand-lettered text reads "DRY DOCK" inside a black life preserver ring

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Forest Green arms spread wideNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack