I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red " Small blue serif text

" Small blue serif text at the bottom reads "FALL RIVER

Inspired by Sergio Leone's Spaghetti Westerns

knee breeches

with detailed tentacles curling outward

" Hand-drawn text at the bottom reads "East 93rd & Sandusky

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red " Small blue serif textCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved