Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M White and dark blue stylized

White and dark blue stylized text reads "SHOLES" arching above a vintage architectural drawing of the building

Remaining letters sit slightly smaller in a rugged

Napoleon got a waterslide and history got a pep rally

F-bombs dropped from altitude have better accuracy than the ones dropped at Thanksgiving dinner

rendered in muted gray and tan

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M White and dark blue stylizedLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered