Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex T-Shirt arkansas RoboCop delivers a punch to

RoboCop delivers a punch to Bob Morton's face in a stencil-style illustration with bold black outlines and flat gray

all framed by a white outlined triangle

A small yellow lightning bolt icon anchors the bottom edge

Golden-yellow outlined block text reads "MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU" in a hollow uppercase style mimicking the Star Wars title crawl font

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Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex T-Shirt arkansas RoboCop delivers a punch toKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal