Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL A stencil-style portrait of Cordell

A stencil-style portrait of Cordell Walker in a cowboy hat sits centered within a white baseball with red stitching

surrounded by white text reading "HOT PASTRAMI

all in weathered white ink with a heavy grunge texture overlay

" Faded white and gray blueprint-style technical drawings of a rocket

offers lakeside delivery with no return policy and zero surviving customers

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL A stencil-style portrait of CordellVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.