Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Arched distressed red serif text

Arched distressed red serif text reads "HARTFORD" above split numerals "18" and "78" flanking an ornate Victorian monogram of intertwined letters "H" and "S" with decorative scrollwork

Distressed retro script and groovy bubble lettering in blue and red-coral reads "Shut Up Liver You're Fine

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Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Arched distressed red serif textBowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report. That 1950s Brylcreem aesthetic is doing more plausible deniability work than a corporate lawyer. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "GRAB YOUR BALLS" across the top, flanked by starburst and sparkle accents. A 1950s style illustration of a bowler mid release appears below in matching golden yellow ink with a weathered texture.