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Pass Gravy Not Judgment - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Lifetime bans from a five-and-dimeGravy boats do more peacekeeping at Thanksgiving than the entire United Nations. Seconds never ruined a dinner, but opinions have ended entire family trees. The Details: White distressed script text reads "Pass" above larger "Gravy" in the same style. A gray illustrated ladle tilts downward with brown gravy dripping from its bowl. Matching white script below reads "Not" above "Judgment." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton.