Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Stencil-style illustration of Nada in

Stencil-style illustration of Nada in sunglasses and an open plaid flannel

White distressed text reads "SAN DIMAS" in an arched layout above a digital illustration of a blonde jock in a blue and white "SD" letterman jacket over a yellow shirt

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Homey Don't Play That

the allegedly hilarious one is folded up next to confidence you'll never actually put on

Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Stencil-style illustration of Nada inListing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure." Marcus Brody vouching for your credentials doesn't make the resume less criminal. Inspired by Indiana Jones. The Details: Arched golden cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities." A distressed earth tone illustrated portrait of Dr. Jones in his brown fedora sits over Egyptian hieroglyphics in muted gold