Shady Rest Hotel - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest with bold red block lettering

with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO" across a yellow banner

Mendl's courtesan boxes surviving a prison break proves pastry is the last bastion of civilization in a collapsing republic

and Sundance knows it every single time

That level of unshakable self-assurance only comes from knowing your sack is enormous

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Shady Rest Hotel - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest with bold red block letteringUncle Joe moving kinda slow is generous, considering the man turned avoiding responsibility into a competitive sport. Booking a room at the Shady Rest means accepting that the water tower doubles as the community pool. Inspired by Petticoat Junction. Part of our Retro Hotel collection, featuring the iconic locations of yesteryear. The Details: Golden tan line art depicts the Shady Rest Hotel water tower with wooden beams, a ladder, and a small sign