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Cruel Summer - Unisex T-Shirt TV and flanked by two greenMoving to a new town and immediately catching a beating from the local karate psychopath is one way to kick off a vacation. Nobody's idea of a cruel summer involves that much plaid and that many bruises. Inspired by The Karate Kid. The Details: Digital illustration depicts Daniel LaRusso with tousled dark hair, a purple black bruise around his left eye, and a red and green plaid collar. Bold yellow brush stroke text below reads "CRUEL SUMMER" in a