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Arched distressed white text reads "AMITY ISLAND" in varsity-style lettering

Named for one of Brooklyn's greatest sluggers

Chunky yellow retro text reads "I DON'T ROLL ON" above a cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak's scowling face wearing yellow-tinted aviator sunglasses

a stage where performers and the subtropical heat made every evening feel electric

" A cartoon tiger mascot in orange and brown stripes

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