I Pee in Pools - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched white distressed text reads

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I Pee in Pools - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched white distressed text readsPeeing in pools got its own vintage font treatment like it's a varsity achievement worth lettering in. Nothing says confidence like turning a universal crime into a chest mounted confession. The Details: Golden yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines, styled in a 1970s groovy typeface. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Features a