Red, White & Boozed - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Small-market clubs like these were

Small-market clubs like these were the backbone of the minor league system in postwar America

but with a twist: Reverend Jim's bewildered expression replaces the yellow light

a black silhouette depicts two Spaceballs troopers dragging an oversized comb labeled "ACE" through scattered sand particles

Coaching a golf ball like it's a scared puppy is what happens when a hockey enforcer tries to learn finesse

with a jagged white lightning bolt between the two words

Red, White & Boozed - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Small-market clubs like these wereSomeone has to handle the fireworks. That person has consumed the necessary courage to do so responsibly. The Details: Bold red arched "RED, WHITE & BOOZED" frames a navy vintage illustration of Abraham Lincoln in a tank top, crouching to light a large red and white striped mortar while surrounded by a graveyard of crushed beer cans, spent firework casings, and pyrotechnic debris on the ground. Two color navy and red print on a clean white ground. Fit