Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest Distressed teal-green Asian-inspired lettering reads

Distressed teal-green Asian-inspired lettering reads "JADE ISLE" beside a vintage hand-drawn palm tree on a small island with waves

on Carson Street from the 1960s through decades of league nights and weekend family outings

Black script text reads "Allentown" above large black cursive text reading "Peanuts

" integrated with a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a mustachioed man in a wide sombrero

Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest Distressed teal-green Asian-inspired lettering readsAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."