Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Distressed orange text reads "507

Distressed orange text reads "507 FEET" above larger orange block lettering reading "SWING AWAY" flanking a halftone portrait of Merrill Hess surrounded by crop circle glyphs

Bold golden-yellow wedge-serif text reads "REBEL SCUM" stacked in two lines

all in bold uppercase sans-serif typography with a heavily worn grunge texture throughout the lettering

TEXAS" to the right and blue script reading "Longhorn League" below

looking back over its shoulder

Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Distressed orange text reads "507Skeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.