Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Long Sleeve T-Shirt tiki squiggly lines

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Greeting someone with "Aloha

Lifetime bans from a five-and-dime carry the same weight as exile from Ithaca when you're Everett McGill

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Horses got immortalized in war poetry and bronze statues

Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Long Sleeve T-Shirt tiki squiggly linesBigfoot, a creature with zero verified photographs, is out here calling you fake, and the worst part is he might have a point. At least Sasquatch never photoshopped himself into a vacation he didn't take. The Details: Brown rounded text reads "REALER THAN YOUR" above larger brown block text reading "BITCH ASS." Below, a detailed vintage woodcut style illustration in brown ink depicts Bigfoot mid stride through a wilderness scene of evergreen trees.