My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt action CA Printed on our warm

CA Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

Distressed white illustration of an old-fashioned hauling truck sits beneath curved text reading "FAMILY OWNED SINCE 1885

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Ghosts who prioritize beer over haunting have clearly figured out the afterlife better than anyone still alive

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My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt action CA Printed on our warmSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and