Check Out My Huge Sack - Unisex T-Shirt springfield and a plumed headdress

and a plumed headdress

Curved white lowercase text along the bottom reads "man i love freedom

" Clean white serif text at the bottom reads "Fountain Valley

running with a bat

Formatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk

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