Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Emerald Signing off with wartime broadcast

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Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Emerald Signing off with wartime broadcastElves leaning against whiskey bottles like old drinking buddies tells you everything about what "helper" really means in December. Santa gets the credit, but whiskey is the one actually getting you through the in law dinner. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration depicts a grinning elf in a green outfit, red belt, red and white striped stockings, and pointed hat, leaning against an oversized amber whiskey bottle labeled "WHISKEY" with a cork