Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Hoodie cairo Wilford Brimley cloned four times

Wilford Brimley cloned four times in mop-top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar

Inspired by Wayne's World 2

Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word

and a grin strides forward holding a baseball bat

its fuse visibly burning

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Hoodie cairo Wilford Brimley cloned four timesSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split