Skateland - Aurora, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Calling a roller rink in

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Skateland - Aurora, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Calling a roller rink inSkateland in Aurora, Illinois brought pure joy to thousands of kids and then quietly became a carpet warehouse. Pump cheese nachos and eleven spins of Funkytown per night, and nobody alive can prove it wasn't perfect. The Details: Red hand lettered text with yellow outlines and a 3D shadow effect reads "SKATELAND" at the top of an inverted triangle with a jagged yellow border enclosing a blue center. Yellow block text reads "ROLLER RINK" above two