Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Distressed white groovy hand-lettered text

Distressed white groovy hand-lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines

Gold block text at the base reads "MENLO PARK ROLLER RINK" above "PERKASIE

raising a glass of dark beer with a foamy head

and blue letters

and that person was absolutely right

Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Distressed white groovy hand-lettered textAldo Raine runs his unit like a middle manager with the most unhinged KPIs in military history. Quota is quota, and each soldier owes him a debt payable only in Nazi souvenirs. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds. The Details: Digital illustration portrait of Lt. Aldo Raine with dark hair, a mustache, and a military collar, flanked by two olive green stars. Distressed olive green text reads "I WANT MY" above larger olive green block letters reading