Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top Size:L White uppercase text below reads

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

Soft and breathable

Grammar teachers have been trying to explain this for decades

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

semi-contoured silhouette

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top Size:L White uppercase text below readsJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading